Apr 17

living-in-tomorrowland:

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

Are you okay

Apr 17
safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

Apr 17

march-you-fucking-pigs:

When people tell you stories of people going through worse situations in an attempt to get you to feel bad about how you’re feeling

Apr 17
lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:

The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

Apr 17

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

Apr 17
thelockedupemotions:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

No… Step 1 is already wrong!!!!!!!!! DO NOT STEP BACK. He can still reach you just by jumping forward and tackling you! Use your right or left palm and push both his hands ( just push the outer hand of the attacker- it depends on which hand you are using ) to the side and move your body AWAY from his hands (the opposite direction of where you are pushing his hands to) and then punch him in the face with the your other hand either with the base of your palm if your wrist is not strong enough for a punch or your knuckles then CONTINUOUSLY ATTACK HIM UNTIL YOU MAKE SURE HE CANNOT RUN AFTER YOU THEN RUN. Or, punch him HARDDDDDDD once then run away to a crowded area and SHOUT FOR HELP!!!!

thelockedupemotions:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

No… Step 1 is already wrong!!!!!!!!! DO NOT STEP BACK. He can still reach you just by jumping forward and tackling you! Use your right or left palm and push both his hands ( just push the outer hand of the attacker- it depends on which hand you are using ) to the side and move your body AWAY from his hands (the opposite direction of where you are pushing his hands to) and then punch him in the face with the your other hand either with the base of your palm if your wrist is not strong enough for a punch or your knuckles then CONTINUOUSLY ATTACK HIM UNTIL YOU MAKE SURE HE CANNOT RUN AFTER YOU THEN RUN. Or, punch him HARDDDDDDD once then run away to a crowded area and SHOUT FOR HELP!!!!

Apr 17
kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

Apr 17
it8bit:

Custom Super Mario Bros. Themed Drum Kit
Created by SJC Custom Drums || FB

it8bit:

Custom Super Mario Bros. Themed Drum Kit

Created by SJC Custom Drums || FB

Apr 17

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

Apr 17

halleykay:

Hey guys look cool art stuff that I did. Feedback, please?(:

Apr 17

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

Apr 16
officialmileyrares:

Miley Cyrus for ELLE Magazine

officialmileyrares:

Miley Cyrus for ELLE Magazine

Apr 16
kixxinq:

To all my followers

kixxinq:

To all my followers

Apr 16
myonlyfriendisme:

loudmouth77:

freakmagnet13:

My mum and dads wedding …look at my wee face…

wow dude, this rules

This makes me happy

myonlyfriendisme:

loudmouth77:

freakmagnet13:

My mum and dads wedding …look at my wee face…

wow dude, this rules

This makes me happy

Apr 16
fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Andrew at Rockin Tattoos in Eagan, Minnesota. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Andrew at Rockin Tattoos in Eagan, Minnesota.