Apr 23

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

Apr 23

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Apr 23
fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

Apr 23
sunflower-mama:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

sellyourselfshort:

As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.

Cats are hardcore as fuck
like
"I love you so much I killed this for you”

It’s also cause they think you’re terrible hunters and think you’ll starve if they don’t help you

sunflower-mama:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

sellyourselfshort:

As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.

Cats are hardcore as fuck

like

"I love you so much I killed this for you”

It’s also cause they think you’re terrible hunters and think you’ll starve if they don’t help you

Apr 23
chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

Apr 23

fallontonight:

Norman Reedus dramatically reads some romantic texts. We dare you to try them on your significant other!

Apr 23

THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

image

LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

image

THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

Apr 23

aboutanegra:

I deserve someone who can commit to me.
I deserve someone who can appreciate my loyalty.
I deserve someone who’ll give me the same extent of love I give out.
I deserve someone who won’t abandon me when things get hard.
I deserve someone who’ll always care for my feelings.
I deserve someone who doesn’t merely want to be with me, but is capable.
I deserve someone whose actions stay true to their words.
I deserve consistency.

Apr 23

kokodokoko:

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

Apr 23

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

Apr 23
kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.
I just… I can’t even…
And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.

I just… I can’t even…

And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.
And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.
And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!
And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

Apr 23

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

Apr 23

let’s talk about the physical affects of chronic anxiety because they’re hardly ever acknowledged

baby-snakes:

tombtea:

  • upset stomach and vomiting
  • ulcers
  • muscle aches
  • chronic fatigue
  • hormonal problems
  • irregular menstrual cycles
  • insomnia
  • infections
  • lowered immune system
  • migraines
  • shortness of breath
  • dizziness
  • heart palpitations
  • teeth-grinding
  • rashes

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “

Apr 23
Apr 23